Happy Valentine’s Day, dear readers!
Have a very happy Valentine’s Day, dahlinks.
I may have mentioned in passing that I am no great romantic.
What I am is a lover of stationery, expensive confectionery, flowers, good food, exciting lingerie, dressing up, champagne and good company.
All of which are available on any day of the year. Suck on that, Hallmark – you emotion vultures.
If you’ve made arrangements for today, have a lovely time. If you haven’t, well done. You’re bucking the trend of consumer sheepery.
Now go and enjoy all of the above list. Wherever and whenever you want. As often as you want.
Because you’re worth it. You really are.
As an aside, if anyone wants to buy me this outfit as a gift, I would be very happy to accept it.