How we rewrote the bible’s patriarchal bias today…

While checking her Fisher Price Little People (yes, it’s a transparently pushy mention – but these little buggers are expensive) toys yesterday, A discovered that Noah had forgotten the ‘two by two’ bit of the story in some instances and decided that he was unable to cope with his leadership responsibilities – also that he was probably going to cause a meat and dairy famine.

She approached Naamah – his wife – about a promotion and, after accepting the job offer, Naamah and A made Noah walk the plank.

Once again women saved the day…and, in this case, possibly ensured the future of womankind.

Noah drowned in his own flood.

No animals were harmed during this process.

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